getoffmybloghoe: when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
foxnewsofficial: i live for animals doing people things
largebeard: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
When you're eating:
laugh-addict: at a restaurant: but when you’re at home or friend’s house:
fiftyshadesofgravy: itslaurenslife: keepme—wherethelightis: forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just...
being 20+ on tumblr
poutyowl: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
egberts: i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies
Guys I'm begging you help me, please!
find-your-harmony: this is a test. i’m literally a nobody on this website and i must know if tumblr user pizza will find me.